The best job EVER

This job forces you to gain weight.
This job may literally make you sick.
This job will change you physically, mentally, and emotionally.
This job will require more effort than you've ever expended before.
This job is 24/7/365.
This job requires you to work even when you're sick.
This job requires you to work when you're on vacation.
This job has no training manual.
This job has no trial period.
This job requires a life time commitment.
You will never make not one little penny.
You will never be promoted.
You will be paid in smiles.
Your bonuses will be hugs and laughter.
Your raises come in baby steps, first words, good grades, kind deeds, and stability.
Your stock is issued in morals, ethics, and great decisions.
Your pension is paid by giving your efforts to others.
And
You will wake up every day eager to be . . . somebody's MOM!


The best job EVER!