Opposite Day

Today is National Opposite Day . . .


So


If everything seems to not be going right . . . go left.
If all your plans are in the air . . . stay grounded.
If you cannot walk and chew gum . . . sit down and relax.
If you can't seem to catch your breath . . . stop running.
If life in the fast lane isn't working . . . take the next exit.


Turn your frown upside down.
Turn your issues into stepping stones.


Turn your crappy into happy!